confessions of an IT employee :D

                                                 confessions of an IT employee :D

Friends i came across this confession in one of the pages i have liked on Facebook..... do give it a read and the two replied comments.... its worth a read

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CONFESSION

"Question to North Indian Guys:

I am tamil girl.
Accepted the proposal from my teammate who is a northi... He dont know tamil. I dont know hindi.
I just want to know what he would be interested in? Please north guys help me.

Being a tamil girl I know that had I been in love with a tamil guy he would like things as - love me to wear saree with flowers, cuddle him gently at down times, dont talk much with other guys, cook for him and serve 4 him with love, little romantic, shyness .....
I didnt expect that I would fell for a northi... due to regional differences I am not able to understadn his expectations.
I asked him which costume he would like me to wear, he says nothin special as u luk good in all .. I am not able to get to know what he would like ...
I have asked him directly , he simply said nothing of that sort.
Personally I wanted to find out what he is interested in and would like to concentrate on that.
Help me out hindi guys.... _/\_ let me know the general likings and expectns of the northi for his gf.. i ll try to make t out.."

REPLY BY A NORTH INDIAN

Dear lady,since you affectionately refer to us as "NORTHI", here is a racial perspective to your situation.

Being with a "NORTHI" means :

1. You will know there exists delicious food.(dosa upma vada is shit)

2. We like to have a clean shaven face or atleast a trimmed beard.

3. We love our language but do not beat up people who dont speak it.

4. We call bandhs for a lot of random things, but not for cross border terrorists of similar ethnic origin.

5. We actually have night discos as compared with your noon discos.

6. We can survive in CHHANNAI(as you would pronounce it)

7. You will have a difficult mother in law to handle.

8. Please dont ornament your hair with flowers, "kajra" has a whole lot of other meaning here in NAARTH.

9. We northis love our chauvinism. We will pull the chair for you in a restaurant and also expect you to massage our head after a tough day.

10. We will not expect you to be wrapped in gold on your wedding day ( a bit....maybe :P)

PS: To make this comment ever more racist, the list excludes Haryanvis and Delhites. If you are dating either, drop him.

Now go on, let the "bash this guy" session begin.

(Take it on a humorous note, please don't give supari to LTTE)

REPLY TO THE NORTH INDIAN's COMMENT BY A SOUTH INDIAN GIRL

1) Northis hold their food in both hands. Obviously they use one of their hand to wash shit. So whatever vada pav they eat, its mixed with a shit.Yes its a miracle they eat their own shit.

2) Most of the Northis look like female only. They don't get any manly look like mustach or beard. they just pretend as if they shave everyday.

3) Northis are more confused about their language. They don't even know the origin of their language. They are trying hard to pass their confusion to south.

4) Mostly during bandhs they just beat their own siblings living in neighbourhood state. They are confused to know how southis support their brothers even if the live in any corner of the world.

5) In night northis behave like bitches. If you a girl and stand in bus stop for bus to come then you will be treated as a call girl. In North one girl was raped like that in running bus.

6) You can't survive in North during cold. You will get ice water even for washing..

7) You will get horrible mother in law; who herself don't know how to cook and orders pizza.

8) In south woman means mothers. In North women means my choice and men having torch in hand.